Yet Another Weekend

So I'm gonna go ahead and blog about the weekend again because this one was awesome. But first I'm going to put down that myth thing we had to make up last week: Deep in the pits of hell a being was crafted. They made it by putting together skills of talking quickly without you understanding a word the beast says, a voice that sounds like a wombat and platypus mating while a horny chipmunk videotapes it, an overrated smug sense of self satisfaction that could possibly put nickleback to shame, lots and lots of drugs, and an arrest warrant. And they called this beast lil wayne.
I thought it was clever, and I really do not like Lil' Wayne. But anyways, about this weekend. It started off with Relay for Life, which I stayed up for the entire time. That was so much fun and one of the greatest experiences of my life and I'm definitely going to do it again. After that was over, I slept. I slept from 6:45 a.m. to 3:15 p.m.. I was so confused when I woke up because of that, I kept on thinking it was only like 11 a.m., but it wasn't. I went and got McDonalds with my friend, and then got ready to go out. Unfortunately I couldn't drink that much because My body was so freakin confused from relay that my stomach was acting up. We went to this party which was pretty legit, lots of people including Ryan Williams, sick. About 30 minutes after we got there the cops came and busted the party, so we dipset out the back to the neighbors house. We chilled there for a while and watched all the really drunk people run and trip over each other. It was funny. Eventually we got kicked out of the place we were at, so we went back to the house next to the people who got busted and just chilled there. There were only a few people left so we just hung out. I ended up staying the night at my friends house because my roommates girlfriend came and I was sexiled. Other than that, I just slept the rest of the weekend, but it was still an awesome weekend.